Sunday, 18 November 2018

Catholic Church introduced Waria: The Evil Counterpart of Mary

At a religious congress in Rome, the Roman Catholic Church introduced a new character: Waria, the evil counterpart of Mary. According to Cardinal Luis Ladaria Ferrer, prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the new character is needed to keep the Holy Franchise fresh after more than 2,000 years and entertain the fanatical fans.

Waria, released on the official website of the Vatican and in the online store is bad, throws bombs and lives with the Jewish plumber Wajoseph, even though he is not married.

"She loves sex before marriage, sex only with the explicit goal of reaching orgasm and has a box full of condoms next to her bedside table, she is the real culprit of this young woman from Waria," explains Cardinal Ladaria.

"Waria can be recognized by her yellow cape and is slightly thicker than Mary, causing problems for believers on their way to salvation, or wanting to fight with a dragon, for example." When Waria is defeated again, she calls out "Mom, Mom ! "Out loud That should remind believers that Mary is still the only true and holy mother."

According to official doctrine, Mary and Waria are sworn enemies, but they meet occasionally in friendly karting competitions.

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